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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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#861
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 7:20 pm
Prof.

Jesus just sent me a text. Seems the old codger Yahweh overslept because he was up all night playing strip poker with Satan. Says he'll have to reschedule..
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 7:24 pm
(September 24, 2014 at 6:47 pm)professor Wrote: Ya know, this site is a real exercise in bi-polarity for me, sometimes (like now) you guys are as much fun as a barrel of monkeys.
Other times, I think "Oh man, I should go and see what's cooking" but am reluctant.
Is this normal?
You know to be honest I can't help but like you prof. I mean sometimes I think your as crazy as they come, I cant help but like someone that is humble enough to step outside the situation and laugh at themselves a little. Indeed I wish everyone could do that then the world be a brighter place.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#863
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 7:24 pm
Sydney is on my "stay the fuck away" list.

I cite this


If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 7:26 pm
(September 24, 2014 at 7:24 pm)Luckie Wrote: Sydney is on my "stay the fuck away" list.

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Sydney's my home town.

Don't believe everything you read.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 7:28 pm
o.0

I may just have to visit Sydney now Tongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 7:32 pm
(September 24, 2014 at 7:24 pm)Luckie Wrote: Sydney is on my "stay the fuck away" list.

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The whole continent is full of things that want you dead.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 7:34 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2014 at 7:34 pm by professor.)
I went to the website for the Torah Calendar
http://www.torahcalendar.com/Calendar.asp?YM=Y2014M7
And it looks like I have until sundown on the 26th in Jerusalem which is 7 hours ahead of me in Eastern Standard time.
So, if nothing happens by the evening of Friday here in WNY, I will prepare the crow for a meal and hit the "Donate" button.
You guys down under are pushing things a bit.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 7:35 pm
(September 24, 2014 at 7:26 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(September 24, 2014 at 7:24 pm)Luckie Wrote: Sydney is on my "stay the fuck away" list.

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Sydney's my home town.

Don't believe everything you read.

Tongue

I could tell you a couple of stories that might scare you but don't worry too much.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 7:40 pm
That web page seems to be stuck at the dawn of the agricultural age.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 7:59 pm
This year's Rosh Hashanah is what this is all about? Oy vey!
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