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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 8:03 pm
(September 24, 2014 at 7:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 24, 2014 at 7:24 pm)Luckie Wrote: Sydney is on my "stay the fuck away" list.

I cite this



The whole continent is full of things that want you dead.

We prefer to think of it as a survival test.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 8:17 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2014 at 8:18 pm by Mystical.)
(September 24, 2014 at 8:03 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(September 24, 2014 at 7:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: The whole continent is full of things that want you dead.

We prefer to think of it as a survival test.

ROFLOL

We have the redback spiders' relative over here apparently, in the states. It's called a Black Widow. For.. obvious reasons. But you know I've only seen two in my life?


Professor, where do you live? I just want to know, so.. I know how long I have before I get sent to hell. It's 7pm here in Colorado.


ETA: Are the Jews currently freaking out about the end of the world too, or is it just you?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 8:28 pm
You guys, I got a kudo from the professor! I'm ready Jesus! Rapture me now. I'm comin Elizabeth!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 8:36 pm
(September 24, 2014 at 8:17 pm)Luckie Wrote:
(September 24, 2014 at 8:03 pm)Beccs Wrote: We prefer to think of it as a survival test.

ROFLOL

We have the redback spiders' relative over here apparently, in the states. It's called a Black Widow. For.. obvious reasons. But you know I've only seen two in my life?


Professor, where do you live? I just want to know, so.. I know how long I have before I get sent to hell. It's 7pm here in Colorado.


ETA: Are the Jews currently freaking out about the end of the world too, or is it just you?

I've had a shark swim under me while paddling out to surf.

I've killed two funnelweb spiders in one day at my parents' house.

When I was a kid, the neighbourhood I grew up and played in the streets in was the hunting ground for the backpacker killer - now rotting in jail.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 8:38 pm
tick tock tick tock
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 8:51 pm
Anyone sourced my quote yet?

Last chance before Armageddon.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 9:04 pm
(September 24, 2014 at 8:51 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Anyone sourced my quote yet?

Last chance before Armageddon.

I guess I was wrong about the Two Ronnies?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 9:16 pm
Luckie,
I'm in Buffalo You Nork, (Stimbo will jump on my spelling I am sure).
EST is prevalent on this side of the continent.

Nobody wants to send you anywhere. Not Buffalo- you know, that OTHER hell.
We only have 2 really bad things here- a lot of cold/snow and governor Cumo.

No, the Jews are in La La land, they are mostly either secular or trying to keep some of those OT laws (ignoring the fact that they were required to keep ALL of them).

Exian,
I have been doing some Kudos, thank you for noticing, I now feel like I am off the "Ignore" list here.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 9:19 pm
Hey we'd be next state neighbors if it wasn't for that sliver of Pennsylvania. I'm in NE Ohio.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 9:22 pm
(September 24, 2014 at 9:16 pm)professor Wrote: We only have 2 really bad things here- a lot of cold/snow and governor Cumo.

Um, the Buffalo Bills. Big Grin
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