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That Day will come as a trap on all the world

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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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#961
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 3:56 pm
No really. I want that buggy. It would be sweet.
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#962
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 4:00 pm
I watched the first video Prof. It was hilarious.
It's not immoral to eat meat, abort a fetus or love someone of the same sex...I think that about covers it
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 4:27 pm
The pope? An anti-christ? that explains the inverted cross, and the existence of JC.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 4:52 pm
FAF, oldest grand daughter also wants it (ever try to tell a teen-age girl- NO?)
But I already promised the buggy to her uncle.
It's funny, when her mom was little, she would slouch down so no-one would see her when we would go somewhere in it.
Now she thinks it's cool and wants me to put it back on the road so she can drive it.
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#965
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 4:57 pm
Still here, prof?

So which is it:

Did it not happen, or,

Did it happen and 'jesus' told you to fuck off?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 5:02 pm
hold on, he still has time
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 5:18 pm
Yes Min, still here (you will know when it comes- won't need to ask).

By the way,Jesus doesn't use some of the popular cultural phrases.

The news from Israel is the new moon was not spotted last night (biblically, the new year (Rosh Hashanah) is set when the new moon is visible on the due day or the day after.
If it is not seen at all- it is declared on the second day.
It is the only feast day that has that feature, thus it is called- "The day no man knows" -
an idiom for RH (there are other idioms for it also).
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 5:25 pm
(September 25, 2014 at 5:18 pm)professor Wrote: The news from Israel is the new moon was not spotted last night (biblically, the new year (Rosh Hashanah) is set when the new moon is visible on the due day or the day after.
If it is not seen at all- it is declared on the second day.

Then we know this is nonsense. New Moons are only visible during Solar eclipses. What you probably mean by New Moon is actually a day-old Moon.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 5:48 pm



Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 5:50 pm
(September 25, 2014 at 5:18 pm)professor Wrote: Yes Min, still here (you will know when it comes- won't need to ask).

You appearently are too dumb to know when it doesn't come, and are too stupid to ask.
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