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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
@Beccs - I won't be able to see that video until there's a Solar eclipse.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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The network went down for like 30 mins at work today, and I was like Panic Panic Panic the apocomalypse 'n stuff.

But then it came back on.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Good morning from the 26th, everyone. Australia remains raptureless. Tongue
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(September 25, 2014 at 6:12 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Good morning from the 26th, everyone. Australia remains raptureless. Tongue


Repent! the continuation of the world is nigh!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
A monkey was seen walking around the Vatican! It's a sign!

Uhhh hang on, upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a VERY hairy nun from Southern Italy.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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(September 25, 2014 at 6:12 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Good morning from the 26th, everyone. Australia remains raptureless. Tongue

So does NZ.

Though I suspect all Kiwis are going to hell anyway.

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 25, 2014 at 6:12 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Good morning from the 26th, everyone. Australia remains raptureless. Tongue
The merciful lord has given you yet another chance to continue your life. Repent Now!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
It's the wrong calendar
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Oh shit! You should see this. Here in California tere is actually a rupture in the fabric of space and tim
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(September 25, 2014 at 6:59 pm)whateverist Wrote: Oh shit! You should see this. Here in California tere is actually a rupture in the fabric of space and tim

Look for a flying blue box . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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