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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 7:47 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 7:41 pm)Simon Moon Wrote:
(September 30, 2014 at 7:13 pm)RobZombi Wrote: Barrack Hussein Obama means something biblically. He had it changed from Barry Soetoro.

Just for you, and any other moron here.


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Where's 'Barry Soetoro'.

I would say you might want to start fact checking your BS, but if you did that, you probably wouldn't be a Christian.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 7:47 pm
I thought he meant Barry George, aka Barry Bulsara, the bloke who was supposed to have shot Jan Dildo.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 7:53 pm
Is it a fact that he's homosexual because that satisfies the prerequisite of him being the anti-Christ?

That's so fucking moronic. You're wasting the one life you have on not just false beliefs, but bad reasoning. It's fucking criminal.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 7:56 pm
Obama isn't gay, he's bi
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 8:41 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 7:18 pm)rasetsu Wrote: His name has 18 letters.... spooooky!

Mine has 21.... Blackjack!

Wait, no, it's 22. Fuck! Busted again.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 8:43 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2014 at 8:43 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(September 30, 2014 at 8:41 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 30, 2014 at 7:18 pm)rasetsu Wrote: His name has 18 letters.... spooooky!

Mine has 21.... Blackjack!

Wait, no, it's 22. Fuck! Busted again.

Mine is 20 (19 if you misspell my middle name with the common spelling).
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 9:16 pm
Omg my full name in arabic has either 12 or 21 letters depending on your definition of full name.
4+4(+9)+4
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 11:11 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 4:36 pm)RobZombi Wrote: It's not projection, I have no axe to grind. Jesus Christ commands his followers to warn others and to preach the gospel. I'm not "cheating" a fate, I was saved by Gods grace and I didn't deserve it. Jesus's propitiation covers being a prick.

So, wait: you just got through telling us that the reason we're atheists is because we don't want to be held accountable to god, and then you proceed to tell us, without a trace of self awareness, that because you follow god, you... won't be held accountable to the punishment you think you deserve.

So, of the two pathways, which seems more efficacious to you: ignoring the problem, or doing the thing that would allow you not to be held accountable?

More importantly, what does the fact that I asked that question tell you? You're kinda crazy, so I'll just say it: it tells you that if I really did just want to avoid being held accountable, I'm well aware that there's a more effective means of doing that, by being a christian. So evidently, your thesis is wrong: I am aware that a better way to avoid being held accountable is to be a christian, and yet I am still an atheist. Therefore, what I want can't be to avoid accountability.

Logic, yo. Dodgy
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 11:53 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 11:11 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(September 30, 2014 at 4:36 pm)RobZombi Wrote: It's not projection, I have no axe to grind. Jesus Christ commands his followers to warn others and to preach the gospel. I'm not "cheating" a fate, I was saved by Gods grace and I didn't deserve it. Jesus's propitiation covers being a prick.

So, wait: you just got through telling us that the reason we're atheists is because we don't want to be held accountable to god, and then you proceed to tell us, without a trace of self awareness, that because you follow god, you... won't be held accountable to the punishment you think you deserve.

So, of the two pathways, which seems more efficacious to you: ignoring the problem, or doing the thing that would allow you not to be held accountable?

More importantly, what does the fact that I asked that question tell you? You're kinda crazy, so I'll just say it: it tells you that if I really did just want to avoid being held accountable, I'm well aware that there's a more effective means of doing that, by being a christian. So evidently, your thesis is wrong: I am aware that a better way to avoid being held accountable is to be a christian, and yet I am still an atheist. Therefore, what I want can't be to avoid accountability.

Logic, yo. Dodgy
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 11:57 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2014 at 11:59 pm by Esquilax.)
(September 30, 2014 at 11:53 pm)RobZombi Wrote: You might be right. And it ain't my thesis. I should have known better. You are a fool though.

Let me guess: because the bible says that the fool says in his heart there is no god? Rolleyes

Incidentally, can I just thank you for demonstrating your own pettiness and lack of cogent argumentation so clearly for us all? It makes it much easier for those of us under the illusion that there's anything in you worth taking seriously.
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