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Three Wise Guys: Left Behind
September 15, 2014 at 2:46 am
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With the new Left Behind pile of shit (I mean movie) coming out in October, I've been thinking that I should take a look at the old one.
![[Image: Left_Behind_DVD_cover.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=upload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F0%2F08%2FLeft_Behind_DVD_cover.jpg)
But no one human being can endure Kirk Cameron's Oscar-worthy acting (look at how he looks at that clapboard off in the distance- bravissimo!) and claim to have even retained a part of their sanity. So like any good friend I recruited two people to dive into the nether realms of low budget propaganda schlock with me- DeistPaladin and Losty.
Together, we are the Three Wise Guys, here to band together over Skype and save the day from "Christian" (read: unwatchable) films by talking over them and laughing hysterically in the must have commentary tracks of the fall!
However, coordination might be an issue, so if you want to listen to Left Behind and other bad Christian movies and rip it apart for everyone here at AtheistForums, you can sign up to be a Backup Dancer here!
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Three Wise Guys: Left Behind
September 15, 2014 at 2:51 am
This is going to be so fun! You guys are lucky I used my seductive powers on stealthy to get him to use his regular voice (which by the way is a great voice  ), so you don't have to be terrified by the psycho killer voice modulator thingy :p.
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RE: Three Wise Guys: Left Behind
September 15, 2014 at 3:03 am
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(September 15, 2014 at 2:51 am)Losty Wrote: This is going to be so fun! You guys are lucky I used my seductive powers on stealthy to get him to use his regular voice (which by the way is a great voice ), so you don't have to be terrified by the psycho killer voice modulator thingy :p.
Oh, yes, I was no match for Losty and her feminine wiles.
Seriously, though, I sounded like this guy if he had a rusty synthesizer for a throat.
![[Image: cree.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.kickbacklife.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F02%2Fcree.jpg)
And then I asked if Losty wanted to play a game and I freaked myself out.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Three Wise Guys: Left Behind
September 15, 2014 at 3:43 am
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was freaked out ![[Image: tumblr_inline_mqx09ihnqF1qz4rgp.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=media.tumblr.com%2F1e806f346aae148c70f2caa9a057cef7%2Ftumblr_inline_mqx09ihnqF1qz4rgp.gif)
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RE: Three Wise Guys: Left Behind
September 15, 2014 at 3:54 am
(September 15, 2014 at 3:43 am)Losty Wrote: I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was freaked out
I'm glad you liked my voice. 
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Three Wise Guys: Left Behind
September 15, 2014 at 3:59 am
I can certainly relate to the whole feeling insecure about your voice thing. I sometimes have that issue too. You shouldn't though, you have a great voice and I enjoyed talking to you. 
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RE: Three Wise Guys: Left Behind
September 15, 2014 at 4:02 am
(September 15, 2014 at 3:59 am)Losty Wrote: I can certainly relate to the whole feeling insecure about your voice thing. I sometimes have that issue too. You shouldn't though, you have a great voice and I enjoyed talking to you.
Well, hopefully soon, everybody will get to hear us (and maybe Deist or anybody who fills in for him) talking and laughing. Mostly laughing.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Three Wise Guys: Left Behind
September 15, 2014 at 9:52 am
(September 15, 2014 at 4:02 am)StealthySkeptic Wrote: (September 15, 2014 at 3:59 am)Losty Wrote: I can certainly relate to the whole feeling insecure about your voice thing. I sometimes have that issue too. You shouldn't though, you have a great voice and I enjoyed talking to you.
Well, hopefully soon, everybody will get to hear us (and maybe Deist or anybody who fills in for him) talking and laughing. Mostly laughing.
I'm going to make a point to get with the 21st century and get on Skype tonight. I hope to make up for my lack of techno-savvy with some knowledge of the Wholly Babble.
I'm wondering if I should participate in my YahwehIsTheWay character, just to have a foil-character in this project. Sometimes "Servo" plays that role in MST3K.
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RE: Three Wise Guys: Left Behind
September 15, 2014 at 11:14 am
(September 15, 2014 at 9:52 am)DeistPaladin Wrote: (September 15, 2014 at 4:02 am)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Well, hopefully soon, everybody will get to hear us (and maybe Deist or anybody who fills in for him) talking and laughing. Mostly laughing.
I'm going to make a point to get with the 21st century and get on Skype tonight. I hope to make up for my lack of techno-savvy with some knowledge of the Wholly Babble.
I'm wondering if I should participate in my YahwehIsTheWay character, just to have a foil-character in this project. Sometimes "Servo" plays that role in MST3K.
That's an interesting idea and perhaps it could work later on, however I feel like that character would require too much explanation for people who aren't familiar. Just the three of us riffing the movie makes much more sense.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Three Wise Guys: Left Behind
September 15, 2014 at 11:23 am
Yous guys should make a recording! Splice it up into poignant, funny, nine minute YouTube videos! I want to watch but I don't have Skype.(or any type of usable Internet where I live. Probably the only place in Ohio without Internet  )
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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