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Jesus H. Christ
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#31
RE: Jesus H. Christ
September 17, 2014 at 9:35 pm
Jesus Homophobic Christ

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#32
RE: Jesus H. Christ
September 17, 2014 at 9:44 pm
Or maybe not ??

Jesus Homophilia Christ ??
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#33
RE: Jesus H. Christ
September 17, 2014 at 10:23 pm
Holes
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#34
RE: Jesus H. Christ
September 17, 2014 at 11:29 pm
Hoochie coochie
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