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Tucker Carlson - Fucking Moron
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Tucker Carlson - Fucking Moron
Another FOX FUCKHEAD runs his mouth......

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/tucke...sculinity/

Quote:he hosts of Fox & Friends on Sunday expressed outraged that male comic book characters were being “wussified,” and that an effort was being made not to “sexualize” female characters.

Quote: If Popeye were driving around giving the morning after [birth control] pill to fourth graders, that would be totally fine.”

“But smoking a pipe, a symbol of freedom and masculinity in America itself, the reason this country exists, tobacco, that’s like, ‘Oh, that’s outrageous. That’s a major sin.’”
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RE: Tucker Carlson - Fucking Moron
He's mad that women are NOT being sexualized, and that smoking is looked down upon?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Tucker Carlson - Fucking Moron
(September 21, 2014 at 12:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:...male comic book characters were being “wussified,”...
Nothing new Wink

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RE: Tucker Carlson - Fucking Moron
How is smoking a good thing?
I think he's sarcastic
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RE: Tucker Carlson - Fucking Moron
(September 21, 2014 at 12:42 pm)Chad32 Wrote: He's mad that women are NOT being sexualized, and that smoking is looked down upon?

It's FOX. Cancer is "manly."
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RE: Tucker Carlson - Fucking Moron
Pipe smoking does seem to be part of the 50s dad of the nuclear family that also reads the newspaper and gives sage advice to the children when he's not hard at work.

When I was a kid, I never really thought about the contradiction of trying to get people to eat healthy while also smoking tobacco. He's got his vitamin C, but he's ruining his lungs.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Tucker Carlson - Fucking Moron
Meh, we minimize one set of risks while ignoring another. Not so much a contradiction as a compromise with life (and, inevitably, death). I suppose that if we didn't do this we'd be crippled by inaction. There's no shortage of things trying to kill us (or ways in which we're killing ourselves).
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Tucker Carlson - Fucking Moron
Smoking in children's books is a symbol of freedom and masculine? WTF! The logic behind that statement baffles the mind.

I am losing hope for humanity, little by little, every passing day.
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
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RE: Tucker Carlson - Fucking Moron
As for Carlson objecting to women not being sexualized, I'm not surprised. When I worked at the Bunny Ranch, there was a big picture in the parlor, showing Carlson happily hanging out with the owner of the establishment. I'm not saying he ever availed himself of the Ranch's services (I really don't know), but Mr. Bowtie Conservative certainly didn't have a problem with glad-handing Dennis Hof.
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RE: Tucker Carlson - Fucking Moron
(September 21, 2014 at 3:41 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: ... but Mr. Bowtie Conservative certainly didn't have a problem with glad-handing Dennis Hof.

That image is both funny and disturbing ... oh, you meant shaking his HAND!
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