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Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
#21
RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
Hahaha A bible is only a level 3 prize.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#22
RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
If only this really happened, the best for of entertainment ever.

Maybe they can make a reality show out of attempts like this?
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#23
RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
(September 24, 2014 at 3:13 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Imagine Christian men and woman, from all over the Portland metro, gathering together inside strip bars, holding hands around the strip pole and praying for the strippers as they perform. Imagine, instead of enabling the strippers by giving them money, the Christians give them gospel tracts.
So instead of giving them money I'll give them gospel tracts?….

CHEAPEST LAP-DANCES EVER!!!
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Okay I need a ride to Portland



Poor girls they won't be able to pay for their colleague educations with gospel tracts.
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#24
RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
(September 25, 2014 at 12:22 am)Exian Wrote: Hahaha A bible is only a level 3 prize.

Yep. Apparently the video arcade is better.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#25
RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
[quote='Cthulhu Dreaming' pid='757867' dateline='1411586024']

Quote:Imagine Christian men and woman, from all over the Portland metro, gathering together inside strip bars, holding hands around the strip pole and praying for the strippers as they perform. Imagine, instead of enabling the strippers by giving them money, the Christians give them gospel tracts.

I bet this was a mans idea.
"where should we pray tonight"...."how about near strippers while they perform...you know for god"



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#26
RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
He updated the website, apparently it went fine.

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