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RE: So I spoke in tongues today!
October 1, 2014 at 11:02 pm
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I used to enjoy speaking
through tongues. Specifically mine and Sam's together. I also became fluent in speaking the language
of tongues, but that's quite a mouthful. Anyway, it usually came out muffled, so I could get away with saying anything. Sam always got the message though.
And lo, another thread crashes into the gutter.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: So I spoke in tongues today!
October 2, 2014 at 1:57 am
A lot of my family spoke in tongues when I was young. Singing in tongues too.
I couldn't do it so the pastor made a special time for me and my cousin to come and learn.
My cousin was a quick learner, not me.
It turned out that I just didn't have enough faith.
The pastor said that it was ok because god had a special purpose for me.
He said this during a service which was recorded and then tried to sell me a tape of it afterwards. $16.
I said I couldn't afford it but really I just didn't want to.
Well, my cousin bought it secretly and gave it to me for my birthday along with a shirt that said,'radically saved', on it.
All I really wanted to do was muck around with the girls in youth group.
I was more deluded then them, thinking I could get some of that sweet action. :-)
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RE: So I spoke in tongues today!
October 2, 2014 at 9:38 am
All of the girls ??
Or just the really pius ones ????
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RE: So I spoke in tongues today!
October 2, 2014 at 10:30 am
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Backsliders?
OOh. oh shit
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RE: So I spoke in tongues today!
October 2, 2014 at 10:33 am
Nothing wrong with a bit of backsliding.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
