SemiRant - Annoying Emails

[littlegrimlin1]

[fr0d0]

I don't know how you read it it's such utter shite.

[Zen Badger]

Funny how it leaves out all the good christians who died as well.

[Autumnlicious]

Translation from kookSpeak to English:

Code:

Believe in what I believe in or BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!!!111eleventy!

[KichigaiNeko]

Translation from kookSpeak to English:

Code:

Believe in what I believe in or BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!!!111eleventy!

The underlying measage reads:

"I am so insecure and frightened and I want to feel better about my self that I will boost my pathetic ego by spaming the world with my belief system that deperately NEEDS more numbers because that way we all get to hide and don't have to face this god we go on about cos our god can't reach us until a certain day in a certain building when we are doing a certain ritual and only THEN if we get that ritual right; so in the interim we will bleat like the stoopid sheep that we are about how YOU are making our deity angry by NOT conforming to our petty little fairy stories and bowing down to us cos we NEVER left the school yard bully metality and we still want to kick arse but we are afraid to...unless we are in a big group cos there is always safety in numbers and that validates our position and make us feel better cos YOU ARE WRONG and WE ARE RIGHT...(so gnerrr) "

I am currently getting 'Rant 101' lectures from my daughter....she is very good

Funny how since we have taken on Poiltics, Religion is having an identity crisis.

Meh

[Rev. Rye]

Funny how it leaves out all the good christians who died as well.

And it leaves out the atheists who lived long, happy lives, like Bertrand Russell, who became an atheist at 18 and lived for another 80 years, pipe smoking, extramarital affairs and all. Of course, a long life isn't everything.
And really, killing people for speaking out against you... doesn't the Mafia do the same thing? Oh yeah, that's right, it's God, whose name is Jealous (seriously, read Exodus 34:14), and everything he does is by definition good because he's God.

[Kyrill]

Is this any different from the usual Everyone's Gonna Die Ghost of a Dead Badby chain letter everyone used to get? Proving that Bill Clinton killing Martin Luther King etc

[downbeatplumb]

I get this sort of shite from my mother in law, and it doesnt seem to matter how any times I tell her not to.

[littlegrimlin1]

Im making filters that will put this crap in another folder, called "god Crap"

lol... On Yahoo!, I'm not sure how to filter multiple words, so im making many filters for varioius christican subjects...

Funny how it leaves out all the good christians who died as well.

ugh, cherry picking...

are there any atheist chain letters? lol Include me and I'll send to many... let's be just as annoying, and logical at the same time!

[Minimalist]

(1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

Tell grandma it was 14 years later.