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When The Fucking Cops ARE The Fucking Robbers
#31
RE: When The Fucking Cops ARE The Fucking Robbers
(May 31, 2015 at 9:40 pm)Spooky Wrote:
(February 28, 2015 at 8:34 am)A Theist Wrote: Wow. I didn't know that ALL cops were bad. Next time intruders break into our homes and threaten our families I think we should call Minishitalist instead to come over and scare them off with harsh language.

If intruders break into my home I'll be more concerned with picking up the right gun (The one with the frangible rounds) so the bullets don't go through my neighbor's wall.

If you don't have a response to an "Intruder breaking into your home", you're already screwed.  The cops wont be there in time no matter how nice they are.
Got my response, one in the bedroom nightstand and one behind the couch facing both entrances. Locked but not loaded, only takes a click.
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#32
RE: When The Fucking Cops ARE The Fucking Robbers
(July 23, 2015 at 11:40 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Got my response, one in the bedroom nightstand and one behind the couch facing both entrances. Locked but not loaded, only takes a click.

No children in my house. This (not mine but same setup) lives in my sock drawer:




If I can't do it with 15 rounds, then I can't do it. Loaded with these:


I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#33
RE: When The Fucking Cops ARE The Fucking Robbers
(October 6, 2014 at 1:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Last night John Oliver brought his considerable attention to the idea of 'civil forfeiture.'

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/john-...-buy-toys/

Quote:Civil forfeiture laws allow cops to steal our ‘stuff’ to buy ‘toys’

Includes video.


This thread will be dedicated to instances of police theft as opposed to the Fcking Cops thread which is dedicated to instances where cops kill or beat the shit out of people because they fucking feel like it.

When I was in my early twenties, I used to ride a ten speed to work (my work was only 1/2mile away).  Every night, I used to chain it to a pillar on the porch built onto my mother's garage.  One morning, as I was preparing to leave for work, I discovered that my bike had been stolen.  I walked around the neighborhood to see if it had been left abandoned somewhere.  A neighbor told me that he saw a bike left in his front yard, so he called the police, who came and took it away.  I called the police, and they said a bike was picked up in that area , according to their dispatch logs.  So I went down to the police station to get my bike.  When I arrived, this cocky detective told me that whoever told me that my bike had been picked up was a liar (he was basically saying that his own people had lied to me).  But I insisted that I wanted to see all the bikes they had.  Sure enough, mine was nowhere to be found among the bikes they had in their possession.  The detective took me to the dispatch office, where the dispatch officer said he never told me that my bike was in their hands.  After I pointed out that I would not be at the police department had he not told me they had my bike, it was clear to me that any further argument was pointless, so I left.  To this day, I still believe that either the detective or the dispatch officer stole my bike out of their evidence locker.
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#34
RE: When The Fucking Cops ARE The Fucking Robbers
Another thief in blue.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-...-1.2360026


Quote:Brooklyn man suing after NYPD cop allegedly stole $1,300 from him during stop-and-frisk
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#35
RE: When The Fucking Cops ARE The Fucking Robbers
I bet that was going straight to evidence at the station, or probably for a hooker later that night. Then, after the sex, he'd arrest her and take the money.

Fucking cops man.. They get a badge, they're above the law. Fuck him.
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#36
RE: When The Fucking Cops ARE The Fucking Robbers
Anything dealing with government are thieves period.
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#37
RE: When The Fucking Cops ARE The Fucking Robbers
(October 18, 2015 at 4:59 am)Blondie Wrote: Anything dealing with government are thieves period.


Aren't you afraid you're letting your thinking get a little too simplistic here?  Next thing you know you'll be believing all manner of bullshit.
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#38
RE: When The Fucking Cops ARE The Fucking Robbers
(October 18, 2015 at 1:08 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote:
(October 18, 2015 at 4:59 am)Blondie Wrote: Anything dealing with government are thieves period.


Aren't you afraid you're letting your thinking get a little too simplistic here?  Next thing you know you'll be believing all manner of bullshit.

No I am not afraid. I seen what government can do if they really want to. I don't like big government.  The government has more money to beat you then you can spend to attempt to beat them if they want to screw you over bad enough.  I have been screwed by cops, my sister got it big time from government without the lube, and I know people who have been screwed by the IRS.  Don't get me started about the poser pretending to be a leader in the White House.  In my opinion, that thing is in need of serious mental help.
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#39
RE: When The Fucking Cops ARE The Fucking Robbers
Your mind is a mess.
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#40
RE: When The Fucking Cops ARE The Fucking Robbers
Sue the bastards to death!

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nypd...-1.2660556

Quote:NYPD faces class-action lawsuit over civil forfeitures from people arrested and later released

Quote:The NYPD’s practice of refusing to release money and property allegedly tied to criminal activity is slated to become the subject of a federal class action lawsuit.

A Bronx law firm, which sued the city in January over its civil forfeiture policy, amended the complaint Friday to add more plaintiffs who said they were unable to retrieve cash and cell phones confiscated by cops when they were arrested.
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