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Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
(December 6, 2015 at 7:30 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Your food jokes are so lame, I'm surprised some of you haven't been a salted.

There was that chef one time who beat someone up for making corny food jokes. Bobby, I think his name was. But then the guy he beat up decided to soufflé.
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
I like my pulses with a nice and spicy chicken curry.

Pretty soon I've wolfed it down "Wow, done already".

Before I know it, I've got naan left.
RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
Nuff already! Now you're waffling on....
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
Allrice already! Cheesus' Rice!
RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
Ha! Puns.

Where have you bean all my life?

They always get my pulse going.
RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
(December 6, 2015 at 7:49 pm)Evie Wrote: Allrice already! Cheesus' Rice!

THat sad thing is that I always ask my cats if they've accepted cheesus into their lives when I share cheese with them.
Dying to live, living to die.
RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
And I'm guessing they always say "Me? Ow?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
When making a large fruit salad, I can never get the right balance of fruits right.

Three bananas? Two apples? 15 strawberries and 25 cherries?

I asked someone to help me: "Help me my friend, it takes two to mango."
RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
This entire conversation just got more flaky.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
Sad

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