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RE: This shit just got personal!
October 14, 2014 at 12:39 pm
My step-mom just posted on FB not to help a lost kid with a paper showing his address, because if you take him there, you'll be ambushed and gang-raped. Not a sliver of doubt that it's true.
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RE: This shit just got personal!
October 14, 2014 at 11:51 pm
(October 14, 2014 at 12:39 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: My step-mom just posted on FB not to help a lost kid with a paper showing his address, because if you take him there, you'll be ambushed and gang-raped. Not a sliver of doubt that it's true.
Solution: call the cops and have them take the kid home.
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RE: This shit just got personal!
October 14, 2014 at 11:59 pm
You have your conspiracy theory of history, and you have your blunder theory of history.
Considering the chaos endemic everywhere, and everywhen, the conspiracy theory of history is fucking ludicrous.
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RE: This shit just got personal!
October 15, 2014 at 12:20 am
Why would the illuminati ever conspire to enslave us and take our power? According to the conspiracies, they want to enslave us, but what would that gain them? They supposedly own everything already, all the media and the corperations of the world. Let me ask you this, Obama, the president of the united states is the leader of free country with checks and balances on his power. A African dictator has no balanve in his power and can at anytime order anyone in his country killed for whatever reason he wants. Who is the more powerful man and why? Simple, Obama is because his people have the ability to lice their lives as they wish, including the pursuit of prosperity. To enslave your nation is to abducate a throne of wealth so that you may become king of the beggars.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: This shit just got personal!
October 15, 2014 at 7:56 am
What pisses me off is that they mix this shit with mainstream stories with "Batboy" crap. Why the fuck cant you make a living without becoming Fucks News on meth?
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RE: This shit just got personal!
October 16, 2014 at 1:44 pm
More paranoid conspiracy theory garbage. Fighting it isn't very productive since taking them down would be like trying to drain a lake with tea cups. Instead, I prefer to just sit back and laugh at their absurdity.
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RE: This shit just got personal!
October 16, 2014 at 1:59 pm
(October 14, 2014 at 11:51 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: Solution: call the cops and have them take the kid home.
Not after reading all of those "cops" threads that Min started...
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
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