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RE: £10,000 grant for Christian police who believe prayer can cut crime.
February 1, 2010 at 7:00 am
I wonder how that 10 grand will get spent.
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RE: £10,000 grant for Christian police who believe prayer can cut crime.
February 1, 2010 at 7:03 am
I think a huge BBQ with the local church groups will strengthen the bonds within the community.
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RE: £10,000 grant for Christian police who believe prayer can cut crime.
February 1, 2010 at 5:04 pm
I should contact them and sell them some, "crime warding" rings. Studies have shown that they downsize crime while enlivening the spirit! Clairvoyents have been known to see an instant brightening of the aura when people put the rings on. Oh, and you can control Sylphs with them to manipulate orgone energy.
What is the money to be used for? Pamphlets?
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RE: £10,000 grant for Christian police who believe prayer can cut crime.
February 2, 2010 at 9:21 am
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