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Science And The Bible
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RE: Science And The Bible
March 6, 2010 at 5:28 am
(March 5, 2010 at 1:13 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: What is it with low IQs and the full beard with no tache look?

I just finished explaining that;

(1) IQ: Inbreeding

(2) the really unattractive facial hair: mange.
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RE: Science And The Bible
March 6, 2010 at 7:11 am (This post was last modified: March 6, 2010 at 7:12 am by fr0d0.)
(March 5, 2010 at 10:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: ham.gif]

I'd be an anti evolutionist if I looked like that!
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RE: Science And The Bible
March 6, 2010 at 7:18 am
[Image: ham.gif]


It's ironic really that someone who spends his life trying to refute evolution looks like he's just come off the set of Planet of the Apes! :S
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#44
RE: Science And The Bible
March 6, 2010 at 12:12 pm
The goddam dirty ape.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Science And The Bible
March 6, 2010 at 12:16 pm
(March 6, 2010 at 7:18 am)Darwinian Wrote: [Image: ham.gif]


It's ironic really that someone who spends his life trying to refute evolution looks like he's just come off the set of Planet of the Apes! :S



Perhaps that explains his interest?
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RE: Science And The Bible
March 6, 2010 at 11:34 pm
(March 6, 2010 at 7:18 am)Darwinian Wrote: [Image: ham.gif]


It's ironic really that someone who spends his life trying to refute evolution looks like he's just come off the set of Planet of the Apes! :S

That put me in mind of something along the same lines Georges Carlin said about anti abortionists, but decided not, as it might be seen as in poor taste. Thinking
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#47
RE: Science And The Bible
March 7, 2010 at 1:13 am
You mean the line about: "Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? "


Yeah. I guess that is in bad taste!

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RE: Science And The Bible
March 7, 2010 at 5:41 am
(March 6, 2010 at 11:34 pm)padraic Wrote: That put me in mind of something along the same lines Georges Carlin said about anti abortionists, but decided not, as it might be seen as in poor taste. Thinking

Paraphrasing, "Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion... are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place?!" Something like that?

Bill Hicks said something more on the lines of the matter though, I reckon: "“You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.” - Bill Hicks

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#49
RE: Science And The Bible
March 7, 2010 at 2:46 pm
(March 4, 2010 at 3:47 pm)tavarish Wrote: It's Ken Ham, but Haggerty is just as messed up.

Wendy Wright should be repeatedly punched in the face.

Ok another one with dead eyes Exclamation anyone seen invasion of the body snatchers? maybe this is invasion of the brain snatchers Wink

But what do you expect from the pennal colonys

I thought Wendy Wright had been repeatedly punched in the face. ROFLOL

If we can stay in town long enough before we go back up river, I will be watching Idiocracy later on one of the volunteers brought it in on his laptop, now that explains inbreeding = IQ

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