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The god manifests in nature picture thread
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The god manifests in nature picture thread
November 13, 2014 at 10:28 am
OK, I start off with one picture of god reaching out through the clouds.

[Image: Cock_Cloud2.jpg]
[Image: Bumper+Sticker+-+Asheville+-+Praise+Dog3.JPG]
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RE: The god manifests in nature picture thread
November 13, 2014 at 10:32 am
[Image: h-DOG-BUTT-JESUS-348x516.jpg]
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RE: The god manifests in nature picture thread
November 13, 2014 at 11:06 am
I really like the second picture. I assume the person who posted a picture of his dog's butt isn't a christian, because we all know what comes out of that whenever it opens.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: The god manifests in nature picture thread
November 13, 2014 at 11:12 am
(November 13, 2014 at 10:28 am)abaris Wrote: OK, I start off with one picture of god reaching out through the clouds.

[Image: Cock_Cloud2.jpg]

Look like we're about to get fucked again. My gawd but He is hung.
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RE: The god manifests in nature picture thread
November 13, 2014 at 1:14 pm
(November 13, 2014 at 11:12 am)whateverist Wrote:
(November 13, 2014 at 10:28 am)abaris Wrote: OK, I start off with one picture of god reaching out through the clouds.

[Image: Cock_Cloud2.jpg]

Look like we're about to get fucked again. My gawd but He is hung.
Its even got the veins in.



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RE: The god manifests in nature picture thread
November 13, 2014 at 1:18 pm
Poor Mother Nature.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The god manifests in nature picture thread
November 13, 2014 at 1:18 pm
I'm trying to keep out the imagery of what rain might actually be now.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: The god manifests in nature picture thread
November 13, 2014 at 2:27 pm
(November 13, 2014 at 1:18 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I'm trying to keep out the imagery of what rain might actually be now.

Just think... hailstones.
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RE: The god manifests in nature picture thread
November 13, 2014 at 5:12 pm
(November 13, 2014 at 2:27 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(November 13, 2014 at 1:18 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I'm trying to keep out the imagery of what rain might actually be now.

Just think... hailstones.

Don't say that. As much moisture is in the air near my town, and as cold as it's going to be shortly, I might actually experience some hail.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Re: RE: The god manifests in nature picture thread
November 13, 2014 at 10:15 pm
(November 13, 2014 at 10:32 am)Napoléon Wrote: [Image: h-DOG-BUTT-JESUS-348x516.jpg]
I found the Christian couple that owns the dog. They found their savior.
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