The Blasphemy Thread

[KevinM1]

Lyrics:

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Don't be aroused by my confession
Unless you don't give
a good Goddamn about redemption
I know Christ is comin', so am I
And you would too
if the sexy devil caught your eye

She'll suck you dry
But still you'll cry,
to be back in her bosom
To do it again
She'll make you weep
And mourn and cry,
to be back in her bosom
To do it again

(Pray) Til I go blind
(Pray) Cause nobody ever survives
Prayin' to stay in your arms
just until I can die a little longer
Saviors and saints,
devils and heathens alike
She'll eat you alive

Jesus is risen, it's no surprise
Even he would martyr his mama
to ride to hell between those thighs
The pressure is building,
at the base of my spine
If I gotta sin to see her again
then I'm gonna lie, lie, lie

She'll make you cry
I'd sell my soul,
to be back in your bosom
Gladly now please suck me dry
And still you'll cry,
to be back in her bosom
To do it again

(Pray) til I go blind
(Pray) Cause nobody ever survives
Prayin' to stay in her arms
just until I can die a little longer
Saviors and saints,
devils and heathens alike
She'll eat you alive

My pulse has been rising
My temples are pounding
The pressure is so
overwhelming and building
So steady there Freddy
I'm ready to blow
What is she, what is she, what is she waiting for ?

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[MissR]

I used to go to a christian forum where people were petrified of blasphemy, especially those with ocd. I felt so sorry for them and this stupid thing that the bible thumpers came up with. Here is my blasphemy. I am god!! I have always been god and will forever be god, goddamn it!!

[vorlon13]

I'm going to hold Jesus' nail holes over virgin Mary's twat, and shit through the holes until she is full


Do I win now ??

[Kitty Galore]

I'm going to hold Jesus' nail holes over virgin Mary's twat, and shit through the holes until she is full


Do I win now ??

Ummm...that was pretty fuckin creative. I give it a 10!

[vorlon13]

I spent some time working that one up.

I just couldn't take the pork uterus soiled tampon up Jesus butt far enough to really be competitive in this thread. If I do say so myself, VM's twat was the major breakthrough.