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The Blasphemy Thread
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In primary school, there were certain occasions when we were carted of to church to attend mass. Some of us made a sport of collecting as many communion wafers as possible. Desecrating them is a major sin too, at least when you're catholic. And so we used them as small frisbees afterwards.
Goes to show, already then they had failed to send us on the big sin trip.
Hell, I'd use the communion wafers to stick in the waistbands of strippers doing the "catholic schoolgirl" bit.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson RE: The Blasphemy Thread
December 4, 2014 at 2:31 pm
(This post was last modified: December 4, 2014 at 2:32 pm by abaris.)
(December 4, 2014 at 2:28 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Hell, I'd use the communion wafers to stick in the waistbands of strippers doing the "catholic schoolgirl" bit. You have different priorities when you're just eight. It was more about landing them in puddles of dirt in the gutter and maybe in some dog piss too. That's what made our day as children. (December 4, 2014 at 2:31 pm)abaris Wrote:(December 4, 2014 at 2:28 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Hell, I'd use the communion wafers to stick in the waistbands of strippers doing the "catholic schoolgirl" bit. Eight year-olds and the Catholic church don't go well together anyway.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson (December 4, 2014 at 2:26 pm)abaris Wrote: In primary school, there were certain occasions when we were carted of to church to attend mass. Some of us made a sport of collecting as many communion wafers as possible. Desecrating them is a major sin too, at least when you're catholic. And so we used them as small frisbees afterwards. You're on the right track. Dip them in menstrual blood and discharge and put them back in the stack when no one is looking. Utter a few 'Hail Satans' while you're doing the blood part.
Wtf :vomit:
RE: The Blasphemy Thread
December 4, 2014 at 2:37 pm
(This post was last modified: December 4, 2014 at 2:38 pm by vorlon13.)
These things must be done correctly !!!
Satan is a stern master !!! (IIRC, William Peter Blatty came up with that 'recipe', and he should know)
Well that did it! Strippers and Blow Jobs...I am now officially religious again
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