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RE: Reliability of the creation account
December 7, 2014 at 12:52 am
(December 7, 2014 at 12:47 am)ChadWooters Wrote: Psst...it's an allegory.
Psst, I'm glad you think so. But you do realize that not all Christians agree with you about that. Do you think the Hebrew who wrote it thought it was an allegory? How about the early Christians?
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Reliability of the creation account
December 7, 2014 at 1:13 am
Allegory for what?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Reliability of the creation account
December 7, 2014 at 1:24 am
(This post was last modified: December 7, 2014 at 1:28 am by robvalue.)
An allegory? Are you saying God isn't making a direct claim that he created everything, in some manner or other? I wasn't even criticising the particular way he describes it.
Or are you saying the way he describes it was tailored for the audience at the time?
Cool examples guys, thanks. I think it's hilarious in Min's example when it says, "as those creatures were not able to praise him..." showing that creator gods are just like parents who have kids just so the kids will worship them. Then get really mad when they don't.
Oh dear, personal crisis. I realized the irony of the analogy I just made. One of my parents admitted pretty much the same thing to me. And has been throwing a massive tantrum ever since I became emotionally independent and so stopped relying on them for everything. The other parent joined in too with this behaviour after a little while. It's still ongoing, and I'm 37.
So I can sympathise mankind.
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RE: Reliability of the creation account
December 7, 2014 at 1:37 am
There's so many sects now that contradict each other that to be Christian tells you almost nothing about what a person actually believes.
I reckon your average religious joe blogs garden variety Christian just carries around with them some vague notion of Jesus having saved them and that he died for them. If you press them for details, cogs that haven't turned for a long time audibly creek into motion. You see cognitive dissidence develop as ad-hoc rationalizations are produced to cover the now obvious ridiculous nature of the story.
I have listened to many conversations which unfold like this.
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RE: Reliability of the creation account
December 7, 2014 at 6:07 am
(December 7, 2014 at 12:47 am)ChadWooters Wrote: Psst...it's an allegory.
Really! where does it say that, where in the bible does it go "this bit not to be taken seriously".
If it's not clear then you can discount the whole thing as an allegory.
See how that works.
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RE: Reliability of the creation account
December 7, 2014 at 6:28 am
(This post was last modified: December 7, 2014 at 6:33 am by robvalue.)
Wait, what? Chad doesn't think God created the universe?
Now I'm confused. My whole belief system is falling apart.
Or is he just saying God decided to make his claim in dumb Bronze Age man speak?However he made the claim, it's still a claim.
It is odd to me that one Christian can state as fact something which a huge proportion of other Christians would deny completely. Not doing a great job of convincing atheists there. I don't mean just Chad, they all do it.