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Would you eat your own placenta?
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Story I heard from England whe I was a lot younger.
A woman gave birth and her mother in law fried up the placenta with onions and the whole family sat down and ate it. I think I'd be asking for extra onions, lots and lots of extra onions. ![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. 
Well it's my wife's own fault if a predator finds her placentas and tracks it back to her, just because she didn't feel like eating it. There's only so much I can do for her and our child, you know.
 RE: Would you eat your own placenta?
December 27, 2014 at 7:11 pm
(This post was last modified: December 27, 2014 at 7:15 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(December 27, 2014 at 4:58 pm)robvalue Wrote: If alternative medicine worked, it would just be called medicine. Rhinos have actually been hunted to extinction for the same reason, and Siberian tigers are extremely close. Appearently eating parts of the tiger is considered in traditional Chinese medicine to be equivalent to having Viagra, even though I have not heard Viagra is hard to come by there. So for the possibility of one improved jerk off before the monitor it is judged worthwhile to advance by a Sizeable distance a species' journey towards oblivion. Also, despite incipient modernity, it appears traditional medicine is still held in something like awe by many in China, where asking for proof of efficacy demonstrates a lack of faith that would in itself anger the gods of traditional medicine and deprive one of the ineffable but unmeasurable benefits of traditional medicine. 
If probably eat a placenta if it were cooked properly.
I always found it a bit odd to kill an animal for something that will grow back. Especially if you know anything about genetics.
No, it would be a bit old now.
MM
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No... if someone one day manages to completely fix nature's fuckups: I will not be the one to eat my transplanted placenta. Thing's a damn hero... it's wrong to eat one's heroes.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
 RE: Would you eat your own placenta?
December 28, 2014 at 10:22 am
(This post was last modified: December 28, 2014 at 10:24 am by Nope.)
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