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December 15, 2014 at 10:24 am
Is God omnipotent enough to kill himself?
I dare him to do that and see if he can manage it. This may introduce all sorts of logical barriers he would have to overcome to make it equally exciting.
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December 15, 2014 at 10:24 am
(December 15, 2014 at 10:22 am)Napoléon Wrote: Something tells me this might be a little too far fetched for him to do, but it's worth a shot.
Yeah, it
is rather silly.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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December 15, 2014 at 10:24 am
I dare god to give me a billion dollars by this Sunday. If he/she/it does this, I will give half of the money to charity and tell the world which god is the true god.
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December 15, 2014 at 10:33 am
God and the Pope, ONE CUP !!!
This Sunday, on DirecTV PPV !!!
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December 15, 2014 at 2:25 pm
Shit, I'm far more practical. I dare god to make me win Powerball.
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December 15, 2014 at 2:32 pm
I dare the Abrahamic deity to make a personal appearance and, if he's truly merciful, bitch slap his followers and get them in line.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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December 15, 2014 at 2:54 pm
(December 15, 2014 at 7:57 am)robvalue Wrote: I'll start by saying, I dare God to kill me. Go ahead. Kill me! If you have any power at all, do it now.
The problem is that if something should happen, knock on wood, all the theists will say "I told you so!".
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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December 15, 2014 at 3:53 pm
I dare God to kiss Megan for 7 seconds in heaven.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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December 15, 2014 at 3:55 pm
I dare "God" to have a threesome with Jesus and Satan, film it, and put it on YouTube.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"