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I dare God to...
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Is God omnipotent enough to kill himself?
I dare him to do that and see if he can manage it. This may introduce all sorts of logical barriers he would have to overcome to make it equally exciting.  (December 15, 2014 at 10:22 am)Napoléon Wrote: Something tells me this might be a little too far fetched for him to do, but it's worth a shot. Yeah, it is rather silly.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I dare god to give me a billion dollars by this Sunday. If he/she/it does this, I will give half of the money to charity and tell the world which god is the true god.
God and the Pope, ONE CUP !!!
This Sunday, on DirecTV PPV !!! 
Shit, I'm far more practical. I dare god to make me win Powerball.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
I dare the Abrahamic deity to make a personal appearance and, if he's truly merciful, bitch slap his followers and get them in line.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (December 15, 2014 at 7:57 am)robvalue Wrote: I'll start by saying, I dare God to kill me. Go ahead. Kill me! If you have any power at all, do it now.The problem is that if something should happen, knock on wood, all the theists will say "I told you so!".
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy  RE: I dare God to...
December 15, 2014 at 2:58 pm
(This post was last modified: December 15, 2014 at 3:03 pm by robvalue.)
Yeah sure. But I'm happy to take the risk to demonstrate God can't do shite
 And guess what, he didn't.Also to demonstrate just how unscary it is to call him out. Damn, he used to scorch guys for this. Hey, you're just a stupid dumbass! I just worshipped a false idol or something! Anyone there? Ah well. Feel free to send me a private message.
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I dare God to kiss Megan for 7 seconds in heaven.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue
I dare "God" to have a threesome with Jesus and Satan, film it, and put it on YouTube.
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