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If Only It Were That Simple

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If Only It Were That Simple
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If Only It Were That Simple
December 31, 2014 at 11:46 pm
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RE: If Only It Were That Simple
January 1, 2015 at 12:23 am
I've about had it with the fucking mideast.

How about flip a coin marked jew on one side, arab on the other, and which ever one comes up, send in the USAF with 25 megaton hellburners and end it once and for fucking all. And I don't give a rat's ass which side gets reduced to slag, and I'd almost say right off the bat, skip the damn coin and burn both sides down to fucking bedrock.

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RE: If Only It Were That Simple
January 1, 2015 at 3:29 am
I agree with vorlon13, both sides sicken me.
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RE: If Only It Were That Simple
January 1, 2015 at 6:13 am (This post was last modified: January 1, 2015 at 6:13 am by abaris.)
That's on the same lines as the Texas textbook debacle. You can't ignore reality for bigot's sake.
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RE: If Only It Were That Simple
January 1, 2015 at 8:27 am
One of the easiest ways to con people is to tell them what they want to hear.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: If Only It Were That Simple
January 1, 2015 at 7:00 pm
What's next - omitting Mexico to keep from angering USians? Leaving Norway off the map so the Swedes don't get cranky?

Political geography isn't a matter of 'local preferences', ffs.

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RE: If Only It Were That Simple
January 2, 2015 at 2:49 pm
Seems like in the next mideast war, it might be helpful for the arab soldiers to have a clue about where the fucking targets are, but what do I know ??
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RE: If Only It Were That Simple
January 2, 2015 at 3:17 pm
(January 2, 2015 at 2:49 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Seems like in the next mideast war, it might be helpful for the arab soldiers to have a clue about where the fucking targets are, but what do I know ??

Perhaps that has been the problem all along?
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