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Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.

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Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.
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RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.
January 11, 2015 at 8:32 pm
Pastor is kinda hot.

I'm hoping he's one of them pastors that doth protest too much about the queers, which automatically makes him a greasy bottom.
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RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.
January 11, 2015 at 8:58 pm
(January 11, 2015 at 8:32 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Pastor is kinda hot.

I'm hoping he's one of them pastors that doth protest too much about the queers, which automatically makes him a greasy bottom.

I wouldn't be surprised if he is just saying the way he talked about how a guy acting girl in the one part seemed to be well to emotional..
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RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.
January 11, 2015 at 9:01 pm
Scumbag needs a kick in the balls.
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RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.
January 11, 2015 at 9:01 pm
(January 11, 2015 at 8:32 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Pastor is kinda hot.

I'm hoping he's one of them pastors that doth protest too much about the queers, which automatically makes him a greasy bottom.

Don't hope for a beating though. He's into kids as far as that is concerned.
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RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.
January 11, 2015 at 9:09 pm
He is hoping for a breeding, tee hee.

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January 11, 2015 at 9:16 pm (This post was last modified: January 11, 2015 at 9:16 pm by dyresand.)
(January 11, 2015 at 9:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: He is hoping for a breeding, tee hee.

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so... don't tell me.. your going to hunt that booty then?
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RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.
January 11, 2015 at 9:17 pm
What the shit.
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RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.
January 11, 2015 at 9:33 pm
(January 11, 2015 at 9:17 pm)Spooky Wrote: What the shit.

Uh.... yeah why did it just double what i posted. I need a adul- i mean i need a moderator to fix this.
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January 11, 2015 at 9:36 pm
That guy needs a some jail time.
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RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.
January 11, 2015 at 9:39 pm
Wish that motherfucker would punch me in the chest. He might pull that shit on a kid, but I bet he wouldn't try it on a grown man.

His comment about the kid's intelligence being dangerous is indicative of a point I've made before. We inherited a queer Anglo-Saxon bias against intelligence. Intelligence is associated with villainy and conniving; there's a perception that one cannot be both intelligent and good. That's how we end up with "god fearing" politicians stupid as fucking bricks.
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