Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: May 9, 2024, 11:54 pm
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Skepticism & Pseudoscience v
raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
JesusHChrist Offline
Thunder Thighs
****
Religious Views: Christian Satanist
Posts: 2962
Threads: 44
Joined: March 22, 2013
Reputation: 39
#51
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 16, 2015 at 2:46 pm
(January 16, 2015 at 2:45 pm)LastPoet Wrote: SO, who's up for troll as dinner? I swear the fuckers give me high colesterol.

True, very high in saturated fat. Comes from their heads.
Find
Reply
Cato Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: Anti-theist
Posts: 6946
Threads: 26
Joined: April 28, 2012
Reputation: 83
#52
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 16, 2015 at 2:47 pm
(January 16, 2015 at 2:44 pm)mainethinker Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 2:43 pm)Cato Wrote: Anne Rice is not a historian.

never read any of her books

Makes no difference. The joke's still on you.
Find
Reply
Davka Offline
Junior Member
**
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 441
Threads: 12
Joined: March 1, 2013
Reputation: 10
#53
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 16, 2015 at 2:52 pm
major trigger warning, don't read if you are phenylketonuric or have seizures or hemorrhoids.

you are such a liar mainethinker i was there and none of it happened the way you said it did you knew there was DMT in your drink and you drank it anyways nobody raped you you did it to yourself because when we took you in the back room we discovered you are a cross-dressing guy and not even all that cute you're kind flabby to be honest and your dick is the size of my pinky finger but not as long so nobody wanted you so you grabbed a dildo and fucked yourself we decided to film the whole thing in case you tried some bullshit rape story the vid is upside-down because the girls who took it had to sit on the ceiling to get away from you you kept trying to finger her and then Joe who usually acts as master of ceremonies got disgusted and turned into a bat and flew away he was all "i'm outta here dudes, this bites" and nobody licked any blood off your thigh that was just some gross pus-like crap i think maybe you have the clap that could be why you make this kind of shit up just to slander vampires who wouldn't fuck you if you paid us.
Find
Reply
mainethinker Offline
Banned
Religious Views: why does god need a spaceship?
Posts: 96
Threads: 5
Joined: January 13, 2015
Reputation: 0
#54
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 16, 2015 at 2:53 pm
guess no one cares about me
Find
Reply
Davka Offline
Junior Member
**
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 441
Threads: 12
Joined: March 1, 2013
Reputation: 10
#55
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 16, 2015 at 2:54 pm
maybe you should eat some worms.
Find
Reply
Cato Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: Anti-theist
Posts: 6946
Threads: 26
Joined: April 28, 2012
Reputation: 83
#56
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 16, 2015 at 2:54 pm
(January 16, 2015 at 2:53 pm)mainethinker Wrote: guess no one cares about me

Only thing you've said in this thread that has a chance of being true.
Find
Reply
mainethinker Offline
Banned
Religious Views: why does god need a spaceship?
Posts: 96
Threads: 5
Joined: January 13, 2015
Reputation: 0
#57
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 16, 2015 at 2:59 pm
whatever
Find
Reply
JesusHChrist Offline
Thunder Thighs
****
Religious Views: Christian Satanist
Posts: 2962
Threads: 44
Joined: March 22, 2013
Reputation: 39
#58
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 16, 2015 at 3:06 pm
Your troll was not very artful hunny bunny.

This is the land where theists come and attempt to peddle their wares and nonsense. We've been trolled with far, far better than you.

Not even a mention of a fancy drink. Boo. Boooooo.
Find
Reply
mainethinker Offline
Banned
Religious Views: why does god need a spaceship?
Posts: 96
Threads: 5
Joined: January 13, 2015
Reputation: 0
#59
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 16, 2015 at 3:07 pm
don't call me hunny bunny...
Find
Reply
JesusHChrist Offline
Thunder Thighs
****
Religious Views: Christian Satanist
Posts: 2962
Threads: 44
Joined: March 22, 2013
Reputation: 39
#60
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 16, 2015 at 3:09 pm
(January 16, 2015 at 3:07 pm)mainethinker Wrote: don't call me hunny bunny...

Lamb chop?

Ms. Throat Warbler Mangrove?
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Skepticism & Pseudoscience v
raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  The Human race: A sci-fi story ph445 77 12316 July 27, 2017 at 8:02 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  why are we "The Story telling apes?" KichigaiNeko 17 6851 January 6, 2012 at 8:57 am
Last Post: KichigaiNeko



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)