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raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
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#141
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 18, 2015 at 5:05 pm
I nominate this thread title as best title of January 2015.
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 18, 2015 at 5:05 pm
(January 18, 2015 at 3:56 pm)whateverist Wrote: What did this guy do to get the hammer? Posting while psychotic?

Doesn't work. Bastards refused to ban me on request Tiger
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 18, 2015 at 5:21 pm
Remember kids - don't play Vampire: The Masquerade while high
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#144
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 18, 2015 at 6:28 pm
(January 18, 2015 at 5:00 pm)Darkstar Wrote: Pfft. That's nothing! Bwahahahaha!!!


Pfft.

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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 18, 2015 at 6:28 pm
(January 18, 2015 at 5:05 pm)Alice Wrote:
(January 18, 2015 at 3:56 pm)whateverist Wrote: What did this guy do to get the hammer? Posting while psychotic?

Doesn't work. Bastards refused to ban me on request Tiger

Blame Tibs.
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#146
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 18, 2015 at 6:38 pm (This post was last modified: January 18, 2015 at 6:39 pm by Darkstar.)
(January 18, 2015 at 6:28 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Pfft.

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Jawdrop See? That's how big I have to open my mouth to take a bite!

That's pretty impressive... I guess I'll have to go tall and wide!
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I was going to comment on how ridiculous this is getting, but... the thread wasn't exactly normal to begin with.
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 18, 2015 at 6:40 pm
(January 18, 2015 at 6:28 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Blame Tibs.

I did then, and I still do today Tiger

... Never thought I'd have occasion to thank him for it, though O___o
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 18, 2015 at 8:34 pm
(January 18, 2015 at 5:05 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: I nominate this thread title as best title of January 2015.
Yeah, it was sounding pretty sexy until I realized none of Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Christian Slater were going to be involved.
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 18, 2015 at 8:43 pm
That ought to work in its favour.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#150
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 18, 2015 at 9:27 pm
I'm pretty sure jennifer aniston is around here somewhere.

(nsfw)



Yep, it's a sexy rom-com, with vampires.

dammit. I was hoping for zombies.
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