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RE: Mississippi wants Bible as the official state book
January 24, 2015 at 7:59 pm
The LOLcat Bible?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Mississippi wants Bible as the official state book
January 24, 2015 at 8:01 pm
The whole concept makes perfect sense with those fuckheads.
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RE: Mississippi wants Bible as the official state book
January 24, 2015 at 11:46 pm
(January 24, 2015 at 7:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: BTW, which Bible ??
New International Version ?
King James 1611 ?
Catholic ?
That revised and corrected one Joe Smith did for LDS, announced a direct revelation from God ORDERING the LDS to publish it, that LDS did NOT publish, (even 100 years later) that the RLDS did publish, that was pronounced by a noted Mormon apologist as true and faithful to the handwritten version in Joe Smith's own hand (a copy of which is still in the LDS secret archive) ??
Good question.
The answer is "yes."
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RE: Mississippi wants Bible as the official state book
January 25, 2015 at 5:14 pm
Please, the proper name is The Bronze Age Goat-herders' Anthology of Campfire Tales for Boys: God's Little Instruction Manual for Handling Slaves, Sex Slaves, Kitchen Help, Naughty Offspring, Babysitters and the Soon-to-be-extinct Tribes Next Door. Now with The Egomaniacal Hippie and His All-Boy Posse Hang Out in Palestine.
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RE: Mississippi wants Bible as the official state book
January 26, 2015 at 9:32 am
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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RE: Mississippi wants Bible as the official state book
January 26, 2015 at 10:29 am
(January 25, 2015 at 5:14 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote: Please, the proper name is The Bronze Age Goat-herders' Anthology of Campfire Tales for Boys: God's Little Instruction Manual for Handling Slaves, Sex Slaves, Kitchen Help, Naughty Offspring, Babysitters and the Soon-to-be-extinct Tribes Next Door. Now with The Egomaniacal Hippie and His All-Boy Posse Hang Out in Palestine.
I'm pretty sure that's been supplanted by the newest revision, Morality for Dummies.
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RE: Mississippi wants Bible as the official state book
January 26, 2015 at 11:30 am
(January 26, 2015 at 10:29 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: I'm pretty sure that's been supplanted by the newest revision, Morality for Dummies. Brilliant. That has got to be a real book! Oh please let that be a real book.
Hotel replacement for Gideon at last.
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RE: Mississippi wants Bible as the official state book
January 26, 2015 at 11:44 am
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RE: Mississippi wants Bible as the official state book
January 28, 2015 at 11:43 am
(January 26, 2015 at 10:29 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: (January 25, 2015 at 5:14 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote: Please, the proper name is The Bronze Age Goat-herders' Anthology of Campfire Tales for Boys: God's Little Instruction Manual for Handling Slaves, Sex Slaves, Kitchen Help, Naughty Offspring, Babysitters and the Soon-to-be-extinct Tribes Next Door. Now with The Egomaniacal Hippie and His All-Boy Posse Hang Out in Palestine.
I'm pretty sure that's been supplanted by the newest revision, Morality for Dummies. Short, succinct, and clear.
It would never sell.
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RE: Mississippi wants Bible as the official state book
February 1, 2015 at 7:08 pm
Mississippi was listed as the official worst pound for pound state in America last year, so this should come as no surprise.
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