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Microsoft Orgasm
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Microsoft Orgasm
January 22, 2015 at 11:31 am
http://money.cnn.com/2015/01/21/technolo...lographic/
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RE: Microsoft Orgasm
January 22, 2015 at 11:49 am
getting closer.

Gonna need gloves with sensors as well, so we can feel the stuff we're touching.

And penis sheathes, natch.
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RE: Microsoft Orgasm
January 22, 2015 at 12:37 pm
Penis gourds are way cooler than sheaths.
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RE: Microsoft Orgasm
January 22, 2015 at 1:49 pm
Wow...just, cool.
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RE: Microsoft Orgasm
January 22, 2015 at 1:50 pm
Penis gourds ?

I was just kidding. Turns out they are SUPER scratchy, and not in the nice way.
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RE: Microsoft Orgasm
January 22, 2015 at 8:04 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2015 at 8:05 pm by bennyboy.)
I'm looking forward to the day when holographic glasses will make normal-looking women look "enhanced:" bigger breasts, younger faces, etc. I mean-- beer's getting expensive these days! Smile

(and, if I'm being honest, if those things can overlay Brad Pitt's face over mine, my wife is going to be wearing them too)
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RE: Microsoft Orgasm
January 26, 2015 at 12:44 pm
(January 22, 2015 at 8:04 pm)bennyboy Wrote: I'm looking forward to the day when holographic glasses will make normal-looking women look "enhanced:" bigger breasts, younger faces, etc. I mean-- beer's getting expensive these days! Smile

(and, if I'm being honest, if those things can overlay Brad Pitt's face over mine, my wife is going to be wearing them too)

well... you could program that with the hololens microsoft has.
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RE: Microsoft Orgasm
February 8, 2015 at 6:38 pm
(January 22, 2015 at 11:31 am)bennyboy Wrote: http://money.cnn.com/2015/01/21/technolo...lographic/

Porn has just hit a whole new level
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RE: Microsoft Orgasm
April 3, 2015 at 2:14 am
Cool concept but probably going to be buggy as hell.
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RE: Microsoft Orgasm
April 3, 2015 at 4:24 am
Are we going to have to re-start twice a day to clear-up the memory leaks? Big Grin

Seriously, cool concept but I sure as hell won't be buying a first generation set. Cost to performance is going to be tilted waaaaaaaaay too far toward cost. Gotta cover that R&D.
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