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Islamic Sports Report
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Islamic Sports Report
In the race for the Beheading Title of the World the latest score is:

Saudi Arabia 3
ISIS 1

Why are we bombing one of these shits and calling the other an ally?

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/three...audi-king/

Quote:Three more people beheaded under new Saudi king
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#2
RE: Islamic Sports Report
Because one group of primitive, barbaric pricks has oil that we want and the other group of primitive, barbaric pricks have oil we want but have openly threatened us.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Islamic Sports Report
Allah: 4
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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