At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
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How did Drich not get nominated?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
It's tough competition, as scary as that sounds.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I think Drich's pray-for-cancer routine or his arguments about how we are all just god's playthings stand up to anyting they nominated there.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
Man, I'm a little let down prof wasn't in there. He says some extra special stuff, and I would actually be a little proud to vote for him.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue  Quote:Of course all of these theories are based on a refusal to accept that God could find true delight in torturing people. Well, tough. HE DOES. Dick Cheney is god?
Some of these individuals may or may not be found in the archive itself., even if not in the running for the award.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I used to read this a lot, but some of that stuff is pretty bizarre and scary. Even in my most devout days, I would never have thought like these people are saying.
You have someone who believes her god is a psycho, but worships him anway because what other choice does she have? A rape apologist who takes a biblical view on women. Finally the quintessential "christianity isn't a religion. It's a relationship with Jesus". All good choices. I'd pick number 3, because it's always fun when someone gets so close to reality, yet slips back at the end. They start saying something perfectly agreeable, then do a hard right into ignorance.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
There are some crazy mother fuckers on that site.
Crazy, hell. Some of them are down right scary!
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy |
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