Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: April 25, 2024, 2:09 pm
Atheist Forums › Community › Religion › Christianity v
Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
dyresand Offline
delete my account
****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 8731
Threads: 425
Joined: October 7, 2014
Reputation: 37
#11
RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
January 28, 2015 at 5:49 pm (This post was last modified: January 28, 2015 at 5:50 pm by dyresand.)
what the fuck.....
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


Code:
<iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;visual=true"></iframe>
Find
Reply
AFTT47 Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: Secular Humanist
Posts: 3164
Threads: 117
Joined: January 19, 2015
Reputation: 30
#12
RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
January 28, 2015 at 5:50 pm
Stupid. The machine is a reader. It can't the idiot's hand with anything.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
Find
Reply
Nope Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 2344
Threads: 79
Joined: November 18, 2014
Reputation: 42
#13
RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
January 28, 2015 at 7:32 pm
The company needs to move its business to NC. We are a right to work state which means that employers can fire their workers for just about any reason.
Find
Reply
BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
Power-Drunk Administrator
*******
Religious Views: Headology
Posts: 44021
Threads: 529
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 109
#14
RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
January 28, 2015 at 8:31 pm
Hey, over here!! I'm afraid of the devil! I haven't taken a dump indoors in 15 years, because I sincerely believe that Satan lives in toilets.

I would like $150 000 EACH from:

-Every toilet manufacturer in the world (they're all in league with Satan).

-All companies and corporations whose employees install toilets.

-Public health boards from every city in which I've ever lived who make the demonic claim that Satan-infested toilets are somehow 'sanitary'.

-Cops who've nicked my for expelling my holy excrement in public places.

Cash, please. Low denomination, non-sequential bills.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Find
Reply
Strongbad Offline
Stealth Member
**
Religious Views: Fear. Death. Greed. Immortality.
Posts: 305
Threads: 2
Joined: May 28, 2010
Reputation: 7
#15
RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
January 28, 2015 at 8:46 pm
When you hire a man whose first name is Beverly, you're straight up asking for trouble.
"If there are gaps they are in our knowledge, not in things themselves." Chapman Cohen

"Shit-apples don't fall far from the shit-tree, Randy." Mr. Lahey
Find
Reply
BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
Power-Drunk Administrator
*******
Religious Views: Headology
Posts: 44021
Threads: 529
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 109
#16
RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
January 28, 2015 at 9:39 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 8:46 pm)Strongbad Wrote: When you hire a man whose first name is Beverly, you're straight up asking for trouble.

From Wikipedia:

'Beverley Goodway (13 October 1943 – 4 November 2012) was an English photographer known for his glamour shots which were published on Page 3 of The Sun newspaper in the United Kingdom.'

So, there's that.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Find
Reply
Allnewoutlook Offline
Expert Pessimist
*
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 68
Threads: 2
Joined: April 20, 2014
Reputation: 6
#17
RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
January 28, 2015 at 10:21 pm
What a bunch of fools!
Find
Reply
SteelCurtain Offline
Milk Chocolate Bimbo/Swag Master
*****
Religious Views: Atheist (6)
Posts: 15351
Threads: 118
Joined: January 13, 2014
Reputation: 117
#18
RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
January 28, 2015 at 10:57 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 5:39 pm)Blackout Wrote: 150000 dollars --> WTF is wrong with these brain dead dipshits?

Hint - The employer could claim the employee is possessed by Satan and therefore the former can't pay him a compensation because pacts with the devil are forbidden.

And this is how you combat this ridiculous tripe. If I am an employer (who can now have closely held religious beliefs---thanks Hobby Lobby) and something like this turned up, I would simply claim something to this effect.

To play devil's advocate, here, the company did make accomodations on this same policy to other employees based on reasonable exceptions. Prudence is prudence, let the guy punch in the old way if he's given 30 years to the company and is about to retire. Even if he is a batshit nutter. Reasonable accomodation and all. In hindsight you saved yourself $150,000.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Religion › Christianity v
Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  The Devil just needs a character rewrite Nachos_of_Nurgle 16 1529 February 16, 2022 at 12:47 am
Last Post: Paleophyte
  Someone I know believes in the Devil but not in Hell Der/die AtheistIn 36 2329 March 9, 2019 at 9:54 pm
Last Post: fredd bear
  Did Jesus call the Old Testament God the Devil, a Murderer and the Father of Lies? dude1 51 8486 November 6, 2018 at 12:46 pm
Last Post: Angrboda
  Theist ➤ Why ☠ Atheism is Evil Compared to ✠ Christianity The Joker 177 26935 December 3, 2016 at 11:24 pm
Last Post: Amarok
  The Devil downbeatplumb 64 9385 November 29, 2016 at 11:40 pm
Last Post: ApeNotKillApe
  I don't believe in Christianity primarily because of the brain SerenelyBlue 111 12715 September 20, 2016 at 12:30 am
Last Post: Cecelia
  Christianity Can't Be True Because... pipw1995 75 11555 August 31, 2016 at 1:18 pm
Last Post: Simon Moon
  9-year old girl hearing voices of the Devil. Jehanne 103 13875 July 19, 2016 at 3:16 pm
Last Post: account_inactive
  Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the devil... ReptilianPeon 60 9293 July 6, 2016 at 6:03 pm
Last Post: Nihilist Virus
  Why can't I see the devil? KUSA 43 5717 April 1, 2016 at 1:32 pm
Last Post: robvalue



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)