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How many babies do you eat a week?

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How many babies do you eat a week?
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 10:45 pm
Empty calories.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 10:46 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 10:45 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Empty calories.

Empty heads.

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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 10:49 pm
I eat to many black babies, I need to start eating white and asians too otherwise my diet becomes unbalanced.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 10:51 pm
Soul Food!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 10:53 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 10:46 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(January 28, 2015 at 10:45 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Empty calories.

Empty heads.

I know right? The brains are the most nutritious part. Mmmm, brains...

BRAAAAAAIINZZ....

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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 10:55 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 10:53 pm)Darkstar Wrote:
(January 28, 2015 at 10:46 pm)Beccs Wrote: Empty heads.

I know right? The brains are the most nutritious part. Mmmm, brains...

BRAAAAAAIINZZ....

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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 11:08 pm (This post was last modified: January 28, 2015 at 11:09 pm by Jackalope.)
Quote:Supposedly they make good stock, but who has the time for that these days?

It's worth the time.

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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 11:14 pm
Baby etouffee, here we come. First you make a stock....

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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 11:15 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 10:46 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(January 28, 2015 at 10:45 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Empty calories.

Empty heads.

Full of straw. Good source of fibre.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 11:16 pm
Four.




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So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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