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The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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DIRTY_DEEDS_93
Yes, that is a banana in my pocket.  Religious Views: Take your religion and go fuck yourself.
"IT WAS YOU!"
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. 
And you, and
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
your anal beads!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
(they were gifted
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
at submarine capture
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DIRTY_DEEDS_93
Yes, that is a banana in my pocket. Religious Views: Take your religion and go fuck yourself.
, Fire on-the poopdeck!
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. 
That was four
years ago, more
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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