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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 11, 2015 at 8:39 pm
In moderation ofcourse.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 11, 2015 at 8:40 pm (This post was last modified: May 11, 2015 at 8:40 pm by vorlon13.)
Canasta, LSD, heroin,
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 11, 2015 at 10:02 pm
cocaine, raunchy sex, tiddlywinks
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 11, 2015 at 11:42 pm
my favorite things !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 12:10 am
ooooooooo Lady boys


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 1:18 am
thought Jesus! Unable
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 1:23 am
to contain his
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 10:42 am
raging micro penis
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 10:44 am
colorful, secret lifestyle
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 12, 2015 at 11:05 am
of crayon ingestion
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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