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Never ending story: add 3 words!
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
Stuff elephant's eat
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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which confused Evie
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to the point
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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of hilarious boredom
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which made him
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vomit semen copiously
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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out of Vorlon's
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subway to Narnia.
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Lurking and dripping
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With excited anticipation
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