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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
July 9, 2016 at 11:37 am
governed by ferrets.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
July 9, 2016 at 1:32 pm
Actually, make that
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
July 9, 2016 at 1:33 pm (This post was last modified: July 9, 2016 at 1:33 pm by Excited Penguin.)
other thread where
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
July 9, 2016 at 1:36 pm
I endlessly rant
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
July 9, 2016 at 2:42 pm
about man boobs
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
July 9, 2016 at 2:50 pm
. Anyways enjoy my
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
July 9, 2016 at 2:54 pm
next three words
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
July 9, 2016 at 3:33 pm
because they will
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
July 9, 2016 at 4:53 pm
tickle your butt.
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July 9, 2016 at 4:57 pm
My cat had
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