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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
June 25, 2016 at 7:13 pm
While The King
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
June 25, 2016 at 10:47 pm
was watching, amused.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
June 25, 2016 at 11:49 pm
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#8984
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
June 26, 2016 at 12:40 am
out his calculator
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
June 26, 2016 at 1:42 am
from a secret
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
June 26, 2016 at 3:59 am
codpiece compartment, cromulently
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
June 26, 2016 at 4:25 am
calculating the cost
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
June 26, 2016 at 5:05 am
of ontological bullshit
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
June 26, 2016 at 5:26 am
and pastrami sandwiches.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
June 26, 2016 at 6:40 am
in pound sterling
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