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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
Alex K Offline
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 4:56 pm
My accordeon wailed,
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#192
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 4:57 pm
when a truck
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#193
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 4:59 pm
carrying Dickensian orphans
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 5:00 pm
Pulled up. Fivehundred
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#195
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 5:01 pm (This post was last modified: February 5, 2015 at 5:01 pm by Nine.)
angry ant farmers
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#196
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 5:01 pm (This post was last modified: February 5, 2015 at 5:01 pm by Norman Humann.)
had a barbecue
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 5:11 pm
We need recaps
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 5:21 pm
on the crapper
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 5:24 pm
. My eyes shot
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 5:36 pm
20 feet across
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