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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 8, 2015 at 5:36 pm
Because Jesus is
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 8, 2015 at 5:36 pm (This post was last modified: February 8, 2015 at 5:37 pm by Exian.)
, in an unrelated
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 8, 2015 at 5:38 pm
drive by shooting
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 8, 2015 at 5:41 pm (This post was last modified: February 8, 2015 at 5:41 pm by Nine.)
by angry nuns
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 8, 2015 at 5:43 pm
said that he
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 8, 2015 at 6:01 pm
didn't impregnate her
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 8, 2015 at 6:03 pm
But he did!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 8, 2015 at 6:22 pm
The horny bugger
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 8, 2015 at 6:25 pm
. Now he has
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 8, 2015 at 6:31 pm
a flaccid, shriveled
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