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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 11:50 am
Butt pimple, and
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 11:51 am (This post was last modified: February 15, 2015 at 11:51 am by vorlon13.)
chalice of phlegm
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 11:57 am
, cornucopia of discharge,
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 12:26 pm
But I digress
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 12:26 pm (This post was last modified: February 15, 2015 at 12:27 pm by vorlon13.)
with flagons of
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 2:29 pm
The blood of



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 2:32 pm
digression. Let me
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 2:35 pm
eat your earwax
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 2:54 pm
(metaphorically speaking) and
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 2:56 pm
drink your brains
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