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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 19, 2015 at 11:20 pm
wakka wakka gargle
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 19, 2015 at 11:31 pm
said the boy
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 19, 2015 at 11:54 pm
With a wooden
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 20, 2015 at 12:11 am
balanced precariously on
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 20, 2015 at 12:12 am
A confusing statement.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 20, 2015 at 12:17 am
Dinosaurs !!

Milorganite !!

Contraceptives !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 20, 2015 at 12:21 am
Carl watches dinosaur porn
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 20, 2015 at 12:32 am
stealing words
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 20, 2015 at 1:12 am
and VHS tapes.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 20, 2015 at 1:34 am (This post was last modified: February 20, 2015 at 1:34 am by emilynghiem.)
Alas, poor Numbskull!
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