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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 6:52 pm
hamsters of fame
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 6:55 pm
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HOLY TITS! DID
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 7:33 pm (This post was last modified: February 26, 2015 at 7:43 pm by 404NotFound.)
Losty just flash
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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#3964
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 8:32 pm
Actually 'twas Carl -_-
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#3965
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 10:12 pm
Whoever it was
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 10:22 pm
Carl loves flashing.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 10:39 pm (This post was last modified: February 26, 2015 at 10:40 pm by 404NotFound.)
And monkies love
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 10:40 pm
hamsters in toasters.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 10:46 pm
The smell is
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 11:09 pm
refreshing as a
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