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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 2, 2015 at 5:39 pm
'Tis the legendary

[pshh. education. :p ]
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 2, 2015 at 5:41 pm
Codpiece of Alexandria
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 2, 2015 at 6:35 pm
That lies below
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 2, 2015 at 6:55 pm
my anaconda. Wow.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 2, 2015 at 6:57 pm
What a piece.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 2, 2015 at 7:24 pm
And that's how
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 2, 2015 at 7:25 pm
America got made!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 2, 2015 at 9:10 pm
Normally the codpiece
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 2, 2015 at 9:35 pm
(March 2, 2015 at 9:10 pm)Exian Wrote: Normally the codpiece

is kept in
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 2, 2015 at 9:37 pm
formaldehyde and onions
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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