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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 15, 2015 at 7:02 pm
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"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 15, 2015 at 7:24 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 15, 2015 at 7:36 pm
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 15, 2015 at 7:39 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 16, 2015 at 12:04 am
Feces running down
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 16, 2015 at 12:11 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 16, 2015 at 12:28 am
By size. Underneath
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 16, 2015 at 12:54 am
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 16, 2015 at 1:21 am
I read the
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 16, 2015 at 1:35 am
Articles of Confederation
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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