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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 11:18 am
. What a snatch
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 11:23 am
(This post was last modified: April 14, 2015 at 11:25 am by DIRTY_DEEDS_93.)
don't forget sphincter
(For the love of all that people pretend is holy, never google the word sphincter)
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 11:29 am
all over her
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 11:34 am
distended, sagging boobies
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 11:49 am
. NIPPLE KNEE TOUCH!
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 12:46 pm
Tail lights !!!!!! OMFG !!
(tail lights are when you can stand directly behind someone (manboobs too!) and see aureola if not actual nipple)
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 2:28 pm
Too many words.
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot
We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing. - Gore Vidal
