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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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that had begun
“Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.” 
-Isaac Asimov

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
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emitting soft-serve sherbert
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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all over vorlon's
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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Never ending story: add 3 words!
butt and back
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for Jericho's consumption
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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. He was disgusted.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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But strangely excited
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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and licked anyway
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till fully satisfied
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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.Once full, he
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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