I never have problems. I always get the girl. I never fail. Everything always goes my way. I always get what I want. I never give the wrong answer. I never ask the wrong question. Life is always on the up and up. The best opportunities always come my way. Everywhere I go the world continues on with a perfect harmonious rhythm. Every person I meet is great to know. There is never anything to disrupt or halt me in anything I do. Whenever I go shopping I always have more than enough money to purchase what I want or need. Whenever there is a need for something I always find a way to fulfill that need without any issues. The food I eat always tastes delicious. The sex I have is always so good that I fall into the deepest love there is. Each day is more memorable than the previous one. I never get into arguments. I always agree with everything other people say and they always agree with everything I say too because we all never say anything that isn't agreeable. Nothing can go wrong. Life only improves believe it or not, as perfect as it is.
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Life Is Always Perfect
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Newbie  Religious Views: I translate every idea, thought, interaction or communication into the language of a business deal in my head. Don't escalate it!  RE: Life Is Always Perfect
February 4, 2015 at 10:50 pm
(This post was last modified: February 4, 2015 at 10:55 pm by SteelCurtain.)
(February 4, 2015 at 10:43 pm)H2O Wrote: Whenever I go shopping I always have more than enough money to purchase what I want or need. What's your secret? I'm always running out of money when I go Ferrari shopping.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---  RE: Life Is Always Perfect
February 4, 2015 at 10:53 pm
(This post was last modified: February 4, 2015 at 10:54 pm by Cyberman.)
(February 4, 2015 at 10:43 pm)H2O Wrote: I never have problems. I always get the girl. I never fail. Everything always goes my way. I always get what I want. I never give the wrong answer. I never ask the wrong question. Do you always use the wrong font size?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (February 4, 2015 at 10:43 pm)H2O Wrote: they always agree with everything I say too Well, I do not agree with your premise that Life Is Always Perfect.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter  RE: Life Is Always Perfect
February 4, 2015 at 11:20 pm
(This post was last modified: February 4, 2015 at 11:21 pm by robvalue.)
(February 4, 2015 at 10:43 pm)H2O Wrote: I never have problems. I always get the girl. I never fail. Everything always goes my way. I always get what I want. I never give the wrong answer. I never ask the wrong question. Life is always on the up and up. The best opportunities always come my way. Everywhere I go the world continues on with a perfect harmonious rhythm. Every person I meet is great to know. There is never anything to disrupt or halt me in anything I do. Whenever I go shopping I always have more than enough money to purchase what I want or need. Whenever there is a need for something I always find a way to fulfill that need without any issues. The food I eat always tastes delicious. The sex I have is always so good that I fall into the deepest love there is. Each day is more memorable than the previous one. I never get into arguments. I always agree with everything other people say and they always agree with everything I say too because we all never say anything that isn't agreeable. Nothing can go wrong. Life only improves believe it or not, as perfect as it is.I'll have what he's having  If life is that wonderful for you, that's great 
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HEY H2O,
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCK. Just kidding.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
Sounds like another convert to Anusius !!!
Go get 'em !!!!!!! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
I feel like you need to make a Wikipedia page for Anusius.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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It fills a niche (LOL!) don't it ??
A God of anus seems unanticipated in human religion till now. I have made an original contribution in the field of religion.  
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(February 4, 2015 at 11:48 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: It fills a niche (LOL!) don't it ??I dunno, the Greek god Eros is pretty damn close.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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