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(introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
#11
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Ramen! FSM Grin
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#12
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In the name of the noodles, meatballs, and sauce (or gravy) I have lived to see the arrival of the real giver of life. I'm humbled before your presence and would be willing to wear a silly hat in your honor.
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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#13
RE: (introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
Welcome my lord!

Show these pastphemers the errors of their ways.
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#14
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Welcome
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#15
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The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives He releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#16
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Welcome noodled one.. FSM Grin
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#17
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Pours Tabasco on head of newb.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#18
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My orecchiette are open to your revelations
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#19
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What's up now bitches? Not only is our God real, he's actually here talking to us! Can you match that?

Time to marinate these fools.
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#20
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Welcome! We have forseen your arrival.

I must ask you, though. Are you gluten-free?
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