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Melanie's marvelous measles
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Melanie's marvelous measles
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#2
RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
I'm tempted to create a meme with a grave stone on it and the same text
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
(February 9, 2015 at 5:24 am)Alex K Wrote: I'm tempted to create a meme with a grave stone on it and the same text

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Let me make it worse. The title is a ripoff of Roald Dahl s book "George's marvellous medicine".

Roald Dahl also wrote this in an open letter

Quote: Olivia, my eldest daughter, caught measles when she was seven years old. As the illness took its usual course I can remember reading to her often in bed and not feeling particularly alarmed about it. Then one morning, when she was well on the road to recovery, I was sitting on her bed showing her how to fashion little animals out of coloured pipe-cleaners, and when it came to her turn to make one herself, I noticed that her fingers and her mind were not working together and she couldn’t do anything.

“Are you feeling all right?” I asked her.

“I feel all sleepy,” she said.

In an hour, she was unconscious. In twelve hours she was dead.

That's a level of fucked upness I can't even relate to.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#4
RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
"Mom's Marvelous Munchhausen by Proxy" didn't fit the cover Smile
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
Look out for the equally socially responsible sequel from the same author, "Sandra's super self harm". A colourful and fun way to teach kids that cutting yourself is a healthy and fun form of self expression.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
I hope the author is writing these crap while locked away in some mental asylum somewhere, or else there is no hope for humanity.
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#7
RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
You wish.
I'm sure she is a loving anti-vaxxer mother of many children, throwing measles parties for everyone.

(February 9, 2015 at 6:07 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: I hope the author is writing these crap while locked away in some mental asylum somewhere, or else there is no hope for humanity.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
(February 9, 2015 at 6:07 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: I hope the author is writing these crap while locked away in some mental asylum somewhere, or else there is no hope for humanity.

Yeah, she's not, and thus there isn't. Actually given that this is the Re release, she's probably made many, many dollars from it.

We're all doomed.

It's not even fucking internally consistent! The book spends half the time saying how amazing measles is, promoting the idea that mums should actively try to make sure their children get it, then also go out of their way to say that the vaccinated kids DID get it, and the unvaccinated kids did not get measles! By that logic the vaccines are good because they make you get the marvelous measles!

At least pick an irrational lie and stick with it!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
I don't have words for this... These people are fucking lemmings.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
That's one way to get Natural Selection to work... I guess....
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